Alistair FrostOut of Office Auto Reply
01 June 2012–07 July 2012

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Installation view. Alistair Frost. Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Christian Andersen, Copenhagen — Installation view. Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012

Alistair Frost. Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Acrylic on linen and massage table. 100 x 80 cm (x 2) and 94 x 95 x 218 cm. Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Christian Andersen, Copenhagen — Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Acrylic on linen and massage table. 100 x 80 cm (x 2) and 94 x 95 x 218 cm

Alistair Frost. Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Acrylic on linen. 100 x 100 cm. Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Christian Andersen, Copenhagen — Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Acrylic on linen. 100 x 100 cm

Alistair Frost. Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Acrylic on linen. 80 x 100 cm. Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Christian Andersen, Copenhagen — Out of Office Auto Reply, 2012. Acrylic on linen. 80 x 100 cm

Press release

When I’m bored I activate the out of office autoreply thingy on my email and then I send myself an email and then the whole thing just starts going mental.

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artists artists ////// Artist’s artists
When you pick up an artist's paint brush for the first time, chances are you'll hold it in your hand in the same way you would a pencil or pen, with your fingers close to the ferrule. If you never hold a brush in any other way, you'll be limiting the range of marks you create with a brush.

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Remember, you don't have to move a brush from left to right as you do a pen or pencil when you're writing. You can move it whichever direction you want -- and you'll paint better for doing so! ™

Passport ?
Sunglasses ✓
Sunscreen x
Mini toothpaste ✓
Lichtenstein ?
Polke ?
gold ?
Krebber ?
Katz ✓
Caulfield
Ryman ?
Travel pillow ✓

Mental note to self >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Spa etiquette can be a source of anxiety for first-time spa-goers, but it's easy once you know a few basics.

Arrive On Time…Get there AT LEAST twenty to thirty minutes sooner if it's a larger, upscale day spa, a resort spa, a hotel spa, or a destination spa. There may be people in front of you, and you need time to fill out paperwork, get a tour of the facilities, change into your robe, and enjoy amenities like a steam room or hot tub…….

Turn Off your Cell Phone… Speak Up About What You Want…

To Talk Or Not To Talk… you can say something like, "I'm just going to zone out/be quiet/rest for a little while. In general, try to use a quiet "spa voice"

Stay In Your Spa Nudity Comfort Zone...